Chapter 38 of 44

Coursework

Classes, deadlines, and academic obligation. Written for tutors, seminar leaders, and the group chat you have let down.

21 verses

1. 1 I've been up all night with the thing that's due first Plausible
2. 2 I've been ill all week and I'm three lectures behind Plausible
3. 3 My laptop died mid-way and the library machines are all taken Plausible
4. 4 The reading list has a book the library doesn't have Plausible
5. 5 I've been put in a group and the group has stopped replying Unverifiable
6. 6 The presentation is tomorrow and my part depends on somebody else's part Unverifiable
7. 7 I've got a deadline at midnight and the portal has been down since two Plausible
8. 8 I submitted it and the portal says nothing was submitted Concerning
9. 9 The exam schedule has me in two rooms at once Unverifiable
10. 10 I've been given an extension that expires before the extension I asked for Concerning
11. 11 My grade came back and it's for a paper I didn't write Not reassuring
12. 12 I've been enrolled in a class I never chose Concerning
13. 13 There's a seminar I've been attending for a month that isn't mine Please take the day
14. 14 My student number has stopped matching my name in the system Not reassuring
15. 15 I've been asked to see somebody about something and they wouldn't say what Concerning
16. 16 The library has recalled a book I need for tomorrow Unverifiable
17. 17 I've lost a week of notes and I don't know where they went Concerning
18. 18 My placement has been moved and nobody told the placement Unverifiable
19. 19 The course has changed the assessment weighting after the assessment Concerning
20. 20 I've been reading the wrong text all semester Concerning
21. 21 Somebody has been signing me in to a lecture I don't attend Please take the day