Book 11 of 16
Turning down an invite
No, in advance. Declines that do not require a follow-up text explaining the decline.
692 verses across 29 chapters
A reading
- 1 I can't be in a room with that many opinions this month Concerning
- 2 I've got nobody to have the dog and it's a whole day Unverifiable
- 3 I've been given a role at this thing and I never accepted it Please take the day
- 4 I've been the one who comes for eleven years Concerning
- 5 We're away that weekend and it's been booked since February Plausible
- 6 I've been told who else is coming and I've made a decision Concerning
- 7 I'll send something and that's the version of me that's attending Concerning
- 8 Somebody has told them I'm coming and it wasn't me Not reassuring
- 9 My name has been put on a card I haven't seen Not reassuring
- 10 The invitation arrived already answered Please take the day
- 11 I have to let somebody in and I'm the only one with a key Unverifiable
- 12 Somebody will ask me about the house and I've got no update Unverifiable
- 13 I can hear myself getting louder Concerning
- 14 I've already said yes to something on that day Plausible
- 15 I get there and within an hour I'm doing the dishes Concerning
- 16 I've done Christmas, Easter and a birthday and that's my allocation Concerning
- 17 The babysitter has a hard out and she means it Plausible
- 18 Somebody in that house has a thing about me and I'm tired of it Concerning
Where the rest of them are
- Other People67
- Fragments63
- Officialdom50
- The Dwelling48
- Things Meant to Be Relaxing41
- Weather and Calendar33
- Animals Have Plans28
- Escaping a Room25
- The Kitchen23
- After Work22
- Relatives22
- Vaudeville Literalism22
- Coursework21
- Waiting Rooms20
- Small Financial Emergencies20
- The Mid-Century Register20
- Going Dark19
- Arrangements19
- The Yard17
- The Unwell13
- The Ceiling12
- Lapses of Mind12
- Errands12
- Devices12
- People Who Cannot Drive Themselves12
- Elsewhere11
- The Body Malfunctioning10
- The Journey In10
- The Street8
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