Book 11 of 16
Turning down an invite
No, in advance. Declines that do not require a follow-up text explaining the decline.
692 verses across 29 chapters
A reading
- 1 I have to move the car before it gets moved for me Plausible
- 2 The ladder is at my brother's and my brother is away Unverifiable
- 3 Every time I go to do it something else has broken Concerning
- 4 I have to be somewhere and the somewhere keeps moving Not reassuring
- 5 I've reached the part of the evening where I start telling stories Concerning
- 6 I promised I'd call at nine and it's five to Unverifiable
- 7 Somebody has just asked me what I do and I need to leave Concerning
- 8 The taxi I booked forty minutes ago is finally here Unverifiable
- 9 The store that has the part is closed until Thursday Plausible
- 10 My last train is in eleven minutes and I've checked twice Plausible
- 11 I have to let somebody in and I'm the only one with a key Unverifiable
- 12 I can hear myself getting louder Concerning
- 13 The babysitter has a hard out and she means it Plausible
- 14 I need a dry day and there hasn't been one Concerning
- 15 The thing I need for it is in a place I can't get to today Unverifiable
- 16 I've been quoted a price that has changed my plans Unverifiable
- 17 I've said goodbye to enough people that leaving is now the polite option Concerning
- 18 I got as far as the shed and then reassessed Concerning
Where the rest of them are
- Other People67
- Fragments63
- Officialdom50
- The Dwelling48
- Things Meant to Be Relaxing41
- Weather and Calendar33
- Animals Have Plans28
- Escaping a Room25
- The Kitchen23
- After Work22
- Relatives22
- Vaudeville Literalism22
- Coursework21
- Waiting Rooms20
- Small Financial Emergencies20
- The Mid-Century Register20
- Going Dark19
- Arrangements19
- The Yard17
- The Unwell13
- The Ceiling12
- Lapses of Mind12
- Errands12
- Devices12
- People Who Cannot Drive Themselves12
- Elsewhere11
- The Body Malfunctioning10
- The Journey In10
- The Street8
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