The Excuse Bible

2,063 verses

Book 11 of 16

Turning down an invite

No, in advance. Declines that do not require a follow-up text explaining the decline.

692 verses across 29 chapters

A reading

  1. 1 I have to move the car before it gets moved for me Plausible
  2. 2 The ladder is at my brother's and my brother is away Unverifiable
  3. 3 Every time I go to do it something else has broken Concerning
  4. 4 I have to be somewhere and the somewhere keeps moving Not reassuring
  5. 5 I've reached the part of the evening where I start telling stories Concerning
  6. 6 I promised I'd call at nine and it's five to Unverifiable
  7. 7 Somebody has just asked me what I do and I need to leave Concerning
  8. 8 The taxi I booked forty minutes ago is finally here Unverifiable
  9. 9 The store that has the part is closed until Thursday Plausible
  10. 10 My last train is in eleven minutes and I've checked twice Plausible
  11. 11 I have to let somebody in and I'm the only one with a key Unverifiable
  12. 12 I can hear myself getting louder Concerning
  13. 13 The babysitter has a hard out and she means it Plausible
  14. 14 I need a dry day and there hasn't been one Concerning
  15. 15 The thing I need for it is in a place I can't get to today Unverifiable
  16. 16 I've been quoted a price that has changed my plans Unverifiable
  17. 17 I've said goodbye to enough people that leaving is now the polite option Concerning
  18. 18 I got as far as the shed and then reassessed Concerning

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