The Excuse Bible

2,003 verses

Book 11 of 16

Turning down an invite

No, in advance. Declines that do not require a follow-up text explaining the decline.

692 verses across 29 chapters

A reading

  1. 1 I can't be in a room with that many opinions this month Concerning
  2. 2 I've got nobody to have the dog and it's a whole day Unverifiable
  3. 3 I've been given a role at this thing and I never accepted it Please take the day
  4. 4 I've been the one who comes for eleven years Concerning
  5. 5 We're away that weekend and it's been booked since February Plausible
  6. 6 I've been told who else is coming and I've made a decision Concerning
  7. 7 I'll send something and that's the version of me that's attending Concerning
  8. 8 Somebody has told them I'm coming and it wasn't me Not reassuring
  9. 9 My name has been put on a card I haven't seen Not reassuring
  10. 10 The invitation arrived already answered Please take the day
  11. 11 I have to let somebody in and I'm the only one with a key Unverifiable
  12. 12 Somebody will ask me about the house and I've got no update Unverifiable
  13. 13 I can hear myself getting louder Concerning
  14. 14 I've already said yes to something on that day Plausible
  15. 15 I get there and within an hour I'm doing the dishes Concerning
  16. 16 I've done Christmas, Easter and a birthday and that's my allocation Concerning
  17. 17 The babysitter has a hard out and she means it Plausible
  18. 18 Somebody in that house has a thing about me and I'm tired of it Concerning

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