Chapter 8 of 44
Waiting Rooms
The medical system has its own relationship with time, and it is the one excuse nobody is willing to interrogate closely.
20 verses
- 1 I have to stay for one more thing Plausible
- 2 I've been sent for a scan and the scan is today or in six weeks Plausible
- 3 I've been referred and the referral has a same-day slot I can't refuse Plausible
- 4 The results came back with something on them and I'm going in Unverifiable
- 5 I've been told to come in and not to drive myself Unverifiable
- 6 My prescription has changed and the new one has a settling period Unverifiable
- 7 I'm on something that has made mornings a different proposition Unverifiable
- 8 I've had an injection and I've been told to sit for twenty minutes Unverifiable
- 9 I fainted at the appointment and now there's a form Unverifiable
- 10 They've found my blood pressure interesting and I'm not leaving yet Concerning
- 11 I'm fasting for a thing at eleven and I'm not safe to be around Concerning
- 12 I've had a tooth out and been told not to plan anything after Plausible
- 13 I've been given a leaflet and told to read it before I decide Concerning
- 14 I'm waiting on a call from a number that won't say when Unverifiable
- 15 My appointment moved to another building and the building is across town Plausible
- 16 I'm taking somebody in and they can't be left after Plausible
- 17 Somebody in my family has had a fall and I'm going over Plausible
- 18 There's a thing I've been putting off and I've finally got the appointment Unverifiable
- 19 I've done something to my back and I can't sit for long Plausible
- 20 I've been advised to stay off it for a week and it's day two Unverifiable
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