The Excuse Bible

2,003 verses

Book 9 of 16

Cancelling plans

Not tonight after all. Ways out that leave the invitation open, and ways out that do not.

822 verses across 30 chapters

A reading

  1. 1 I've said goodbye to enough people that leaving is now the polite option Concerning
  2. 2 I'd have to take a day off and I'm saving those Unverifiable
  3. 3 I need to be home before something arrives Concerning
  4. 4 I have to relieve somebody Concerning
  5. 5 Last time I was asked to carry something heavy and I've not forgotten Concerning
  6. 6 I've been asked to make a speech and I've declined the whole event instead Concerning
  7. 7 I can't face the drive back in the dark Unverifiable
  8. 8 My ride is leaving and it won't wait twice Unverifiable
  9. 9 I have used up all of my remaining anecdotes Concerning
  10. 10 There'll be photographs and I'm not photograph-ready Concerning
  11. 11 I've started it and stopping now would make it worse Concerning
  12. 12 I've been drafting a reply and the draft has grown Not reassuring
  13. 13 I've written it down, which is the first stage Concerning
  14. 14 There's a seating plan and I've been placed centrally Not reassuring
  15. 15 I've reached the stage where I'm agreeing with everybody Not reassuring
  16. 16 There's a window and it's closing Not reassuring
  17. 17 My notifications and I are on a break Concerning
  18. 18 I looked at it properly and it's a bigger job than either of us said Unverifiable

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