The Excuse Bible

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Chapter 31 of 44

Other People

Parties, invitations, and favors owed. The largest chapter here, because the hardest thing to get out of is something you agreed to when you were feeling generous.

79 verses

  1. 1 I've become unfit for company in a way I can't fix by eight Unverifiable
  2. 2 I said yes in a mood that has since passed Unverifiable
  3. 3 I've overcommitted to a bath Concerning
  4. 4 I'm already in the clothes Concerning
  5. 5 I've gone too far indoors to come back out Not reassuring
  6. 6 I bought groceries and now I'm responsible for them Concerning
  7. 7 I've been social twice this week and that's the allocation Concerning
  8. 8 I peaked at about four and it's downhill from here Unverifiable
  9. 9 I've started something I can't leave in the middle of Concerning
  10. 10 My battery is at nine percent and so am I Unverifiable
  11. 11 I've done the math on the journey and it doesn't work Unverifiable
  12. 12 I have to be up at an hour that makes tonight impossible Unverifiable
  13. 13 Something has come up and it's still coming up Concerning
  14. 14 I'm in the middle of a thing that started yesterday Not reassuring
  15. 15 I'd be bad company and you'd be too polite to say so Unverifiable
  16. 16 I've committed to being horizontal Concerning
  17. 17 I've hit the part of the week where I stop being a person Concerning
  18. 18 My social battery died around Tuesday Unverifiable
  19. 19 I've agreed to too many things and one of them has to give Unverifiable
  20. 20 I looked at the invitation again and I've reconsidered Concerning
  21. 21 The night has got away from me and it's six Concerning
  22. 22 I've been asleep in a chair since four and I've only just surfaced Concerning
  23. 23 I can feel a mood arriving and I don't want it in public Concerning
  24. 24 I've spent the day being agreeable and I have nothing left Concerning
  25. 25 I have to move the car before it gets moved for me Plausible
  26. 26 I have to relieve somebody Concerning
  27. 27 My ride is leaving and it won't wait twice Unverifiable
  28. 28 I need to be home before something arrives Concerning
  29. 29 There's a window and it's closing Not reassuring
  30. 30 I have to let somebody in and I'm the only one with a key Unverifiable
  31. 31 I promised I'd call at nine and it's five to Unverifiable
  32. 32 The babysitter has a hard out and she means it Plausible
  33. 33 My last train is in eleven minutes and I've checked twice Plausible
  34. 34 I've reached the part of the evening where I start telling stories Concerning
  35. 35 I can hear myself getting louder Concerning
  36. 36 Somebody has just asked me what I do and I need to leave Concerning
  37. 37 I've said goodbye to enough people that leaving is now the polite option Concerning
  38. 38 My coat is by the door and I've made eye contact with it Not reassuring
  39. 39 I have used up all of my remaining anecdotes Concerning
  40. 40 The taxi I booked forty minutes ago is finally here Unverifiable
  41. 41 I've reached the stage where I'm agreeing with everybody Not reassuring
  42. 42 I said I'd do it and I'm going to, just not in the window you're describing Unverifiable
  43. 43 I've started it and stopping now would make it worse Concerning
  44. 44 The thing I need for it is in a place I can't get to today Unverifiable
  45. 45 I've been quoted a price that has changed my plans Unverifiable
  46. 46 I need one more weekend and I'd rather not say what for Concerning
  47. 47 The store that has the part is closed until Thursday Plausible
  48. 48 I looked at it properly and it's a bigger job than either of us said Unverifiable
  49. 49 I have to be somewhere and the somewhere keeps moving Not reassuring
  50. 50 I've written it down, which is the first stage Concerning
  51. 51 I got as far as the shed and then reassessed Concerning
  52. 52 Every time I go to do it something else has broken Concerning
  53. 53 My back has opinions about that particular job Plausible
  54. 54 The ladder is at my brother's and my brother is away Unverifiable
  55. 55 I need a dry day and there hasn't been one Concerning
  56. 56 I can't do another one of those this month Unverifiable
  57. 57 I'll be there for the second half and that's the offer Unverifiable
  58. 58 Last time I went I didn't recover until Tuesday Unverifiable
  59. 59 Somebody will bring up the thing and I'm not doing the thing Unverifiable
  60. 60 I've done my hours with that side of the family this quarter Concerning
  61. 61 I've been asked to bring something and I can't face the bringing Unverifiable
  62. 62 The drive is two hours each way for four hours of that Unverifiable
  63. 63 I said I'd think about it and I have thought about it Unverifiable
  64. 64 I'm not in a state to be asked how work is going Unverifiable
  65. 65 I've got nothing new to report and they'll want something new Concerning
  66. 66 The last visit is still settling and I need it to finish settling Not reassuring
  67. 67 I've been told I have to sit next to somebody and I've said no Unverifiable
  68. 68 I read everything and answered all of it in my head Concerning
  69. 69 I put my phone somewhere safe Concerning
  70. 70 My notifications and I are on a break Concerning
  71. 71 I opened the message and then something happened and here we are Concerning
  72. 72 The thread got long enough that replying became a project Concerning
  73. 73 I was in a dead zone that turned out to be my apartment Concerning
  74. 74 I archived the thread and the thread archived me Not reassuring
  75. 75 I've been meaning to reply since a point I can no longer identify Concerning
  76. 76 Every time I picked up the phone somebody else needed it Not reassuring
  77. 77 I've been drafting a reply and the draft has grown Not reassuring
  78. 78 My unread count went somewhere I couldn't follow Not reassuring
  79. 79 I saw it, I meant to, and then the week ended Unverifiable

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