Book 10 of 16
Escaping a party
Leaving while you still want to have come. Exits that work at the door, in the kitchen, and mid-conversation.
522 verses across 24 chapters
A reading
- 1 The food has run out and that's the signal Unverifiable
- 2 I told myself I'd leave when this song finished Concerning
- 3 I've got an early start and it's the kind you can't move Plausible
- 4 There's a taxi outside with my name on it and a meter running Unverifiable
- 5 I can feel tomorrow starting to happen Concerning
- 6 I've been sober for an hour and it's changed my view of the room Concerning
- 7 My phone has died and nobody knows where I am Unverifiable
- 8 Somebody has started talking about work and I've clocked out Concerning
- 9 I've done the rounds and I've done them twice Concerning
- 10 I've got the car and I've reached the line Plausible
- 11 Somebody has to be up with the kids and it's me Plausible
- 12 I'm at the stage of the night where I get sentimental Not reassuring
- 13 I said one drink and I've had one drink Unverifiable
- 14 The room has got louder and I've got quieter and we've separated Not reassuring
- 15 I need to leave before the part where everybody suggests going on Concerning
- 16 The last bus is the last bus and there isn't another one Plausible
- 17 I've begun agreeing to future plans and that's my cue Not reassuring
- 18 I've hit my limit and I'd rather leave well than stay badly Concerning
Where the rest of them are
- Fragments63
- Other People41
- Weather and Calendar33
- Things Meant to Be Relaxing33
- The Body Malfunctioning32
- Escaping a Room30
- Animals Have Plans28
- The Dwelling26
- After Work22
- Relatives22
- Vaudeville Literalism22
- Out Among People21
- Appearing as a Finished Person19
- Arrangements19
- The Unwell13
- The Ceiling12
- Lapses of Mind12
- Errands12
- Devices12
- People Who Cannot Drive Themselves12
- Elsewhere11
- The Mid-Century Register10
- The Kitchen9
- The Street8
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