Chapter 36 of 44
Relatives
Obligations that arrive through blood, aimed at people who have known you your whole life and will take it personally.
22 verses
- 1 My mother has a thing on and attendance is not really optional Unverifiable
- 2 Somebody has to drive my father somewhere and it's always me Unverifiable
- 3 My sister has asked for something and I've run out of ways to say no Unverifiable
- 4 There's a family thing and I've been given a job in it Unverifiable
- 5 I've been asked to mediate something and I've said yes Concerning
- 6 Somebody has fallen out with somebody and I'm being briefed by both Concerning
- 7 My parents are visiting and visiting means the whole day Unverifiable
- 8 I'm helping somebody with something they won't ask anybody else about Concerning
- 9 There's a house that has to be cleared and I'm one of the people clearing it Unverifiable
- 10 I've been made responsible for somebody's paperwork Unverifiable
- 11 My grandmother has a question about a letter and it's a long question Unverifiable
- 12 Somebody in the family has news and it's being delivered in person Concerning
- 13 I've got a relative arriving who hasn't said how long for Concerning
- 14 Somebody has asked me to look at their computer and that's never quick Unverifiable
- 15 There's a birthday and I'm the one who organizes birthdays Unverifiable
- 16 My father has started calling in the mornings and I've decided to answer Concerning
- 17 I've been told something in confidence and I need to sit with it Not reassuring
- 18 Somebody has put my name on something at the church Not reassuring
- 19 There's a photograph going round the family that I'm in and don't remember Please take the day
- 20 A relative has told me something about myself I didn't know Please take the day
- 21 Somebody has left me something and I've been asked to come and see what Not reassuring
- 22 I've had a call from a family member I haven't heard from in years Not reassuring
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