The Excuse Bible

2,063 verses

Book 14 of 16

Dodging a favor

The thing you said you would do. Ways to move it without withdrawing the offer.

690 verses across 28 chapters

A reading

  1. 1 I'm returning something and the window closes today Plausible
  2. 2 My electricity has gone off in half the apartment Unverifiable
  3. 3 The boiler and I have reached an understanding and I have to honor it Please take the day
  4. 4 I've just put a casserole in and it's a four hour casserole Concerning
  5. 5 There's a form due today and I've only just read the small print Unverifiable
  6. 6 The extractor fan has stopped and the kitchen is unusable Unverifiable
  7. 7 Somebody has sent me a paper check and I've had to find out how those work Concerning
  8. 8 There's water coming up through the kitchen floor Concerning
  9. 9 My apartment has developed a draft that seems to have opinions Not reassuring
  10. 10 The window in the bedroom won't shut and rain is forecast Plausible
  11. 11 I've got a two hour window and hour one has gone Plausible
  12. 12 The city wants a photograph of something and I can't work out what Concerning
  13. 13 My oven is on and I can't turn it off Concerning
  14. 14 My insurance renews tomorrow at a number I'm not accepting Plausible
  15. 15 The upstairs neighbors are moving furniture, or something heavier Concerning
  16. 16 There's a second door in my apartment now Please take the day
  17. 17 The trash hasn't been collected and there's a situation Unverifiable
  18. 18 My front door won't lock and I can't leave it like that Plausible

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