The Excuse Bible

2,003 verses

Book 14 of 16

Dodging a favor

The thing you said you would do. Ways to move it without withdrawing the offer.

684 verses across 28 chapters

A reading

  1. 1 I saw it, I meant to, and then the week ended Unverifiable
  2. 2 The ladder is at my brother's and my brother is away Unverifiable
  3. 3 Every time I go to do it something else has broken Concerning
  4. 4 I have to be somewhere and the somewhere keeps moving Not reassuring
  5. 5 My unread count went somewhere I couldn't follow Not reassuring
  6. 6 The store that has the part is closed until Thursday Plausible
  7. 7 I put my phone somewhere safe Concerning
  8. 8 I was in a dead zone that turned out to be my apartment Concerning
  9. 9 I read everything and answered all of it in my head Concerning
  10. 10 I need a dry day and there hasn't been one Concerning
  11. 11 I've been meaning to reply since a point I can no longer identify Concerning
  12. 12 The thing I need for it is in a place I can't get to today Unverifiable
  13. 13 I archived the thread and the thread archived me Not reassuring
  14. 14 I've been quoted a price that has changed my plans Unverifiable
  15. 15 I got as far as the shed and then reassessed Concerning
  16. 16 My back has opinions about that particular job Plausible
  17. 17 I opened the message and then something happened and here we are Concerning
  18. 18 The thread got long enough that replying became a project Concerning

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