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Chapter 25 of 44

The Yard

The outdoors immediately outside the door, making demands. Everything in a yard is either dying or spreading, and both require attention this morning.

17 verses

  1. 1 A tree came down in the yard and it's across the path Plausible
  2. 2 The fence has gone and the dog knows the fence has gone Unverifiable
  3. 3 Somebody has cut back something on my side of the boundary Concerning
  4. 4 There's a nest in the hedge and the hedge was due to be cut today Concerning
  5. 5 I've got a delivery of gravel that can't sit on the road Unverifiable
  6. 6 The grass has got away from me and there's a letter about it Concerning
  7. 7 Something has dug up half the yard overnight Not reassuring
  8. 8 The shed door was open and I know I shut it Not reassuring
  9. 9 I've found something in the yard that I can't identify Not reassuring
  10. 10 There's a smell coming from under the decking Concerning
  11. 11 The pond has gone cloudy and I have to deal with it before it turns Concerning
  12. 12 I've got standing water where there's never been standing water Not reassuring
  13. 13 A branch is resting on the power line into the house Unverifiable
  14. 14 The gate has been left open and I haven't been out there Not reassuring
  15. 15 There's a path worn across the lawn and nobody walks there Please take the day
  16. 16 Something is growing that I didn't plant and it's doing well Not reassuring
  17. 17 The hedge has been cut on one side only and it's the far side Please take the day

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