The Excuse Bible

2,063 verses

Book 6 of 16

Leaving early

Out before the end of the day. Reasons that hold up on the way past somebody's desk.

853 verses across 29 chapters

A reading

  1. 1 I've been pulled into something that's now taking the day Unverifiable
  2. 2 I've been given something with no context and told it's mine Concerning
  3. 3 Somebody has taken the chair from my desk Unverifiable
  4. 4 My chair is at a different height every morning Please take the day
  5. 5 Somebody has asked me for a handover and there's no handover planned Please take the day
  6. 6 There's a reorganization and I've been asked to keep something quiet Not reassuring
  7. 7 The room I booked has been taken by people with more seniority Unverifiable
  8. 8 I've been in back-to-back since eight and I need twenty minutes Unverifiable
  9. 9 The screen in the room doesn't take the cable everybody has Unverifiable
  10. 10 The printer on this floor has been broken for three weeks and it's needed today Unverifiable
  11. 11 They've moved my desk and not told me where to Unverifiable
  12. 12 The offsite has overrun and there's no way back before evening Plausible
  13. 13 Somebody has put a sign on a door and nobody knows who Not reassuring
  14. 14 There's an org chart update and I'm somewhere new on it Please take the day
  15. 15 There's a room on this floor that's always locked Please take the day
  16. 16 A process has changed and nobody has said which process Concerning
  17. 17 There's a thing I have to do before month end and it's month end Unverifiable
  18. 18 Somebody has resigned and the morning has become about that Unverifiable

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