Book 6 of 16
Leaving early
Out before the end of the day. Reasons that hold up on the way past somebody's desk.
853 verses across 29 chapters
A reading
- 1 I'm waiting on somebody who said sometime this morning Plausible
- 2 The engineer is coming and the window is all day Plausible
- 3 I can do everything from here except be there Unverifiable
- 4 I'll be more use at a desk than on a train for two hours Plausible
- 5 My shower has two temperatures and neither is one I asked for Unverifiable
- 6 Something in the loft moved from one end to the other over the course of a week Please take the day
- 7 Somebody pulled a handle they shouldn't have and the day is now about that Not reassuring
- 8 I've got the kind of headache that a lit office would make worse Unverifiable
- 9 The building here has the water off and I'd rather be near it Unverifiable
- 10 My television turned itself on at four this morning Not reassuring
- 11 I'm dialling in from somewhere I can't have the camera on Unverifiable
- 12 The floor in the hallway has started to give slightly Not reassuring
- 13 I'm waiting on a call I can't take in an open office Unverifiable
- 14 The mailbox has been taped shut from the outside Not reassuring
- 15 I'm better on this particular thing without the room around me Unverifiable
- 16 I've got somebody in the house doing work and I can't leave them Unverifiable
- 17 I'd be more use at a desk than on a train for two hours Plausible
- 18 The kitchen light has started flickering in a pattern Concerning
Where the rest of them are
- The Dwelling80
- Fragments73
- The Treachery of Objects52
- The Office51
- Officialdom49
- The Job Itself46
- The Body Malfunctioning38
- Errands34
- Animals Have Plans31
- Small Disasters26
- The Mid-Century Register26
- The Journey In23
- Cars, and How They Decline23
- Weather and Calendar23
- Things Meant to Be Relaxing23
- Machines and Their Schedules22
- Relatives22
- Out Among People21
- Waiting Rooms20
- Reasons to Be at Home20
- Small Financial Emergencies20
- Elsewhere20
- Arrangements19
- People Who Cannot Drive Themselves19
- Hours That Go Missing18
- The Yard17
- The Street15
- The Kitchen14
- The Ceiling8
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