The Excuse Bible

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Chapter 32 of 44

Arrangements

Relationships and other people's expectations of your evening. Calibrated to leave the invitation open, unless you would rather it closed.

19 verses

  1. 1 Something has come up at home and it's the kind you don't leave Unverifiable
  2. 2 I've been asked to be somewhere tonight and I said yes before you asked Unverifiable
  3. 3 I'm already committed and I only realized when I looked properly Unverifiable
  4. 4 We've got a thing on and I'd forgotten we've got a thing on Unverifiable
  5. 5 I'm being taken somewhere and I don't know where Concerning
  6. 6 There's a conversation I have to have tonight and it can't be moved Concerning
  7. 7 I've had a message I need to answer properly and it'll take the evening Concerning
  8. 8 Somebody is upset and I'm the one who goes over Unverifiable
  9. 9 I've been left a voicemail and I haven't listened to it yet Concerning
  10. 10 I'm meeting somebody I haven't seen in a long time and I need the run-up Concerning
  11. 11 I've agreed to see somebody and I'd like to not be tired for it Concerning
  12. 12 There's a birthday I forgot and I'm making it up in person Unverifiable
  13. 13 I've said something I need to go and unsay Concerning
  14. 14 I'm waiting on a call that has to be taken properly Concerning
  15. 15 Somebody has asked me a question and I owe them a real answer Not reassuring
  16. 16 I've been thinking about something all week and tonight is when I stop Not reassuring
  17. 17 There's a person coming over and I don't want to explain further Concerning
  18. 18 I've had news and I need a night before I'm any use socially Not reassuring
  19. 19 Somebody has told me something and I'm not going to be normal tonight Not reassuring

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