Book 8 of 16

Late to meet someone

They are already sitting down. Reasons that buy you fifteen minutes without spending a friendship.

691 verses across 23 chapters

1. 1 A bird got in. It's still in Unverifiable
2. 2 The gas cap won't open Unverifiable
3. 3 I've been dealing with something adjacent to a hornet Concerning
4. 4 The zip on my only coat has committed to being closed Unverifiable
5. 5 The moths have organized Please take the day
6. 6 My dog is barking at a wall and I need to know why Concerning
7. 7 One of my tires has gone soft overnight Plausible
8. 8 My front door will only open inward now Concerning
9. 9 My fish is at the top and I can't tell if that's bad Unverifiable
10. 10 My rabbit has chewed through something structural Concerning
11. 11 The garage door opener won't open Plausible
12. 12 The trunk of my car won't close Plausible
13. 13 The screen works but the top inch doesn't Unverifiable
14. 14 There's a spider between me and the door Unverifiable
15. 15 The neighbor's dog has been in my yard all morning and won't leave Unverifiable
16. 16 My neighbor's rooster has been lying to me about the time Concerning
17. 17 One of my shoes is gone. Just the one Unverifiable
18. 18 My cat is sitting on the only shoes I can wear Unverifiable