The Excuse Bible

2,003 verses

Book 3 of 16

Working from home today

Present, but not there. Reasons to stay at the kitchen table that do not sound like reasons to stay in bed.

778 verses across 26 chapters

A reading

  1. 1 There's no documentation and the only copy was in somebody's head Concerning
  2. 2 My commute has been cancelled on my behalf Plausible
  3. 3 I asked a question three days ago and it's still sitting there Plausible
  4. 4 I've been told it's urgent by four people who each mean a different thing Unverifiable
  5. 5 I've been in meetings about it instead of doing it Unverifiable
  6. 6 The scope has grown and nobody has said so out loud Unverifiable
  7. 7 I'm blocked on something from another team Plausible
  8. 8 The building has sent an email that I've chosen to take seriously Unverifiable
  9. 9 I need one more day and I'd rather not say what the day is for Unverifiable
  10. 10 I've got a delivery I have to sign for personally Plausible
  11. 11 Every answer I get raises a new question Unverifiable
  12. 12 I've found a bug that predates me Concerning
  13. 13 The data I was given doesn't match the data that exists Concerning
  14. 14 Somebody has to be in for the meter and it's me Plausible
  15. 15 The office thing I needed to be in for has been moved Unverifiable
  16. 16 The person who knows how this works has left Unverifiable
  17. 17 There's a dependency nobody documented and I've walked into it Concerning
  18. 18 I've rewritten it twice and the second one was worse Unverifiable

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