Book 3 of 16
Working from home today
Present, but not there. Reasons to stay at the kitchen table that do not sound like reasons to stay in bed.
778 verses across 26 chapters
A reading
- 1 There's nothing in the office today that isn't also here Unverifiable
- 2 I've got an engineer coming and the window is the whole day Plausible
- 3 I've been in four days this week and this is the fifth Unverifiable
- 4 I've got the kind of headache that a lit office would make worse Unverifiable
- 5 The building here has the water off and I'd rather be near it Unverifiable
- 6 I'm waiting on a call I can't take in an open office Unverifiable
- 7 I'm better on this particular thing without the room around me Unverifiable
- 8 I've got somebody in the house doing work and I can't leave them Unverifiable
- 9 I'd be more use at a desk than on a train for two hours Plausible
- 10 Somebody has to be here for a delivery that needs a signature Plausible
- 11 My commute has been cancelled on my behalf by the rail company Plausible
- 12 Somebody is home who shouldn't be home alone today Unverifiable
- 13 I've got a call at eight and a call at six and nothing sensible between Plausible
- 14 My car's in the shop and there's no other way in from here Plausible
- 15 I'd be commuting into a building that's half empty on Fridays anyway Concerning
- 16 I'd spend three hours travelling for four hours of desk Plausible
- 17 There's a delivery of something too big for anybody else to take Unverifiable
- 18 The office wifi has been bad all week for the thing I'm doing Unverifiable
Where the rest of them are
- The Dwelling80
- Fragments79
- The Job Itself70
- The Office51
- Officialdom49
- The Mid-Century Register46
- The Treachery of Objects39
- Devices35
- The Body Malfunctioning30
- The Uncanny24
- Things Meant to Be Relaxing23
- Machines and Their Schedules22
- Work That Will Not Arrive22
- Waiting Rooms20
- Reasons to Be at Home20
- Small Financial Emergencies20
- Elsewhere20
- Sounds You Cannot Locate20
- Communication Sideways19
- The Yard17
- The Street15
- The Kitchen14
- Errands14
- The Unwell11
- Animals Have Plans10
- The Ceiling8
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