Book 3 of 16
Working from home today
Present, but not there. Reasons to stay at the kitchen table that do not sound like reasons to stay in bed.
778 verses across 26 chapters
A reading
- 1 There's no documentation and the only copy was in somebody's head Concerning
- 2 My commute has been cancelled on my behalf Plausible
- 3 I asked a question three days ago and it's still sitting there Plausible
- 4 I've been told it's urgent by four people who each mean a different thing Unverifiable
- 5 I've been in meetings about it instead of doing it Unverifiable
- 6 The scope has grown and nobody has said so out loud Unverifiable
- 7 I'm blocked on something from another team Plausible
- 8 The building has sent an email that I've chosen to take seriously Unverifiable
- 9 I need one more day and I'd rather not say what the day is for Unverifiable
- 10 I've got a delivery I have to sign for personally Plausible
- 11 Every answer I get raises a new question Unverifiable
- 12 I've found a bug that predates me Concerning
- 13 The data I was given doesn't match the data that exists Concerning
- 14 Somebody has to be in for the meter and it's me Plausible
- 15 The office thing I needed to be in for has been moved Unverifiable
- 16 The person who knows how this works has left Unverifiable
- 17 There's a dependency nobody documented and I've walked into it Concerning
- 18 I've rewritten it twice and the second one was worse Unverifiable
Where the rest of them are
- The Dwelling80
- Fragments79
- The Job Itself70
- The Office51
- Officialdom49
- The Mid-Century Register46
- The Treachery of Objects39
- Devices35
- The Body Malfunctioning30
- The Uncanny24
- Things Meant to Be Relaxing23
- Machines and Their Schedules22
- Work That Will Not Arrive22
- Waiting Rooms20
- Reasons to Be at Home20
- Small Financial Emergencies20
- Elsewhere20
- Sounds You Cannot Locate20
- Communication Sideways19
- The Yard17
- The Street15
- The Kitchen14
- Errands14
- The Unwell11
- Animals Have Plans10
- The Ceiling8
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