The Excuse Bible

2,063 verses

Book 16 of 16

Missing an appointment

Somebody is waiting with a clipboard. Reasons for receptionists, and for the rebooking call afterwards.

1041 verses across 33 chapters

A reading

  1. 1 I have to be there in person and they only do mornings Plausible
  2. 2 My tax thing is due and the site has been down all morning Plausible
  3. 3 The school called and I have to go and get him Plausible
  4. 4 My membership has expired and the desk is unmanned Unverifiable
  5. 5 I've been up all night with the assignment that's due first Plausible
  6. 6 My identity's been used somewhere and I'm at the bank unwinding it Unverifiable
  7. 7 A relative has arrived unannounced and is now in my kitchen Unverifiable
  8. 8 They've asked me to come in with the original documents Plausible
  9. 9 I've got a clash with a lab and the lab can't be moved Plausible
  10. 10 I've been double-booked with something I said yes to first Concerning
  11. 11 The bank has frozen something and I can't do it online Plausible
  12. 12 I'm on hold. I've been on hold since Thursday Unverifiable
  13. 13 Somebody has to be here for the man, and I'm somebody Concerning
  14. 14 I've forgotten my kit and I'm not paying for their kit Plausible
  15. 15 I've been ill all week and I'm three lectures behind already Plausible
  16. 16 The gym is closed for maintenance and nobody put a sign up Plausible
  17. 17 I have to pick up a prescription and only I can pick it up Plausible
  18. 18 I'm waiting for a call back and I can't miss it Unverifiable

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