The Excuse Bible

2,063 verses

Book 13 of 16

Skipping a workout

Not today, and possibly not Thursday. Reasons your own body will accept.

589 verses across 24 chapters

A reading

  1. 1 I've got a match and it's the one that counts Unverifiable
  2. 2 I've overdone it and the overdoing has arrived Unverifiable
  3. 3 I've been on my feet all day for something that wasn't work Concerning
  4. 4 I've entered something and now I have to actually do it Concerning
  5. 5 My knee has told me what it thinks of Saturday Unverifiable
  6. 6 I've done a thing to my hands and I need them tomorrow Concerning
  7. 7 There's a thing I've been training for and this week is the last week Concerning
  8. 8 I've committed to something on Saturday and I'm saving myself for it Concerning
  9. 9 I've been told my form is wrong and I need to unlearn it first Concerning
  10. 10 The class is full and the waitlist is eleven people Plausible
  11. 11 Somebody has taken my locker and my things are on a bench Concerning
  12. 12 My tracker says I've already done it today Not reassuring
  13. 13 I'm two weeks in and this is the week people stop Concerning
  14. 14 I've booked it four times and cancelled four times and I'd like to stop paying Concerning
  15. 15 I've forgotten shoes and I'm not doing it in these Unverifiable
  16. 16 My usual instructor is off and I've met the substitute Concerning
  17. 17 The place has changed hands and everything is different now Concerning
  18. 18 I've been getting stronger and I'd like to sit with that for a day Not reassuring

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