The Excuse Bible

2,003 verses

Book 13 of 16

Skipping a workout

Not today, and possibly not Thursday. Reasons your own body will accept.

589 verses across 24 chapters

A reading

  1. 1 I've been told to take a week and it's day two Plausible
  2. 2 I've hit the wall and the wall was earlier than usual Concerning
  3. 3 My kit is wet and there isn't a second kit Plausible
  4. 4 I've done something to my shoulder reaching for a mug Unverifiable
  5. 5 I went last night and this morning is the consequence Plausible
  6. 6 I can't lift my arms above a certain height yet Unverifiable
  7. 7 My legs haven't forgiven me for Tuesday Plausible
  8. 8 I've eaten in a way that rules out the next few hours Unverifiable
  9. 9 My knee made a sound this morning and I'm respecting it Unverifiable
  10. 10 I have to be able to walk tomorrow and that's the constraint Unverifiable
  11. 11 I've got a match and it's the one that counts Unverifiable
  12. 12 It's the first cold night and the house isn't ready for it Unverifiable
  13. 13 Somebody has to take a person to a place and it's me Unverifiable
  14. 14 I have to stay for one more test Plausible
  15. 15 There's a dog in the elevator and it won't come out Concerning
  16. 16 A seagull has taken my breakfast and my composure Unverifiable
  17. 17 There's a warning out and I'm taking it at face value Unverifiable
  18. 18 I've been told to rest and I'm doing exactly what I was told Unverifiable

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