Book 12 of 16
Missing class
Not in the lecture hall. Reasons for a professor, a TA, and the group chat you have let down.
654 verses across 22 chapters
A reading
- 1 My student portal shows a semester I haven't taken yet, completed Please take the day
- 2 I've got office hours and they're the only office hours this week Plausible
- 3 The lab partner I was assigned has not come to a lab yet Unverifiable
- 4 There's a class in my schedule that meets in a room the building doesn't have Please take the day
- 5 There's a pop quiz today and I know because somebody told me not to say Concerning
- 6 The professor records the lecture and the recording has been failing quietly Concerning
- 7 I've been sitting in the wrong lecture and the material was better Not reassuring
- 8 The projector has been down all semester and we're taking notes on described slides Concerning
- 9 I've been getting emails from a professor about a class I dropped in September Please take the day
- 10 My section got merged with another section and nobody agrees which one Unverifiable
- 11 The reading was posted this morning and it's ninety pages Plausible
- 12 My attendance is being taken by an app that doesn't know where I am Concerning
- 13 The course evaluation asks about a professor I've never had Not reassuring
- 14 Somebody in my major has the same name as me and we are being confused constantly Not reassuring
- 15 The room has been double-booked and the other class got there first Plausible
- 16 There's a building on the campus map I have never found Please take the day
- 17 The lecture moved buildings and the email went to a folder I don't check Plausible
- 18 Somebody has been answering for me at roll call and I don't know who Please take the day
Where the rest of them are
- Coursework81
- The Body Malfunctioning65
- The Journey In62
- The Uncanny44
- Fragments40
- The Treachery of Objects37
- Devices35
- The Unwell33
- Small Disasters26
- Lapses of Mind24
- How a Morning Fails24
- Cars, and How They Decline23
- Out Among People21
- Errands20
- Appearing as a Finished Person19
- Hours That Go Missing18
- The Kitchen18
- Things Meant to Be Relaxing18
- Weather and Calendar15
- Officialdom14
- Animals Have Plans9
- The Ceiling8
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