Book 12 of 16

Missing class

Not in the lecture hall. Reasons for a tutor, a seminar leader, and the group chat you have let down.

594 verses across 22 chapters

1. 1 The parking machine has taken my money and given me nothing Unverifiable
2. 2 My travel card has stopped working at the barrier Plausible
3. 3 My membership has expired and the desk is unmanned Unverifiable
4. 4 I've been up all night with the assignment that's due first Plausible
5. 5 A horse got out onto the road and there's now a line Concerning
6. 6 I've got a clash with a lab and the lab can't be moved Plausible
7. 7 My bike has a flat and the pump is also empty Unverifiable
8. 8 The thing I was dreading happened and it was completely fine Please take the day
9. 9 I've been double-booked with something I said yes to first Concerning
10. 10 The chain came off and my hands are now unacceptable Unverifiable
11. 11 The tutor moved it and only told half of us Unverifiable
12. 12 I've found a cat that's definitely not fine Unverifiable
13. 13 The bus pass is in the coat and the coat is at the dry cleaner Plausible
14. 14 I've forgotten my kit and I'm not paying for their kit Plausible
15. 15 My headphones died and I can't do the journey in silence Concerning
16. 16 Two dogs were loose on the highway and I stopped Unverifiable
17. 17 I've been ill all week and I'm three lectures behind already Plausible
18. 18 The gym is closed for maintenance and nobody put a sign up Plausible