The Excuse Bible

2,063 verses

Book 12 of 16

Missing class

Not in the lecture hall. Reasons for a professor, a TA, and the group chat you have let down.

654 verses across 22 chapters

A reading

  1. 1 My student portal shows a semester I haven't taken yet, completed Please take the day
  2. 2 I've got office hours and they're the only office hours this week Plausible
  3. 3 The lab partner I was assigned has not come to a lab yet Unverifiable
  4. 4 There's a class in my schedule that meets in a room the building doesn't have Please take the day
  5. 5 There's a pop quiz today and I know because somebody told me not to say Concerning
  6. 6 The professor records the lecture and the recording has been failing quietly Concerning
  7. 7 I've been sitting in the wrong lecture and the material was better Not reassuring
  8. 8 The projector has been down all semester and we're taking notes on described slides Concerning
  9. 9 I've been getting emails from a professor about a class I dropped in September Please take the day
  10. 10 My section got merged with another section and nobody agrees which one Unverifiable
  11. 11 The reading was posted this morning and it's ninety pages Plausible
  12. 12 My attendance is being taken by an app that doesn't know where I am Concerning
  13. 13 The course evaluation asks about a professor I've never had Not reassuring
  14. 14 Somebody in my major has the same name as me and we are being confused constantly Not reassuring
  15. 15 The room has been double-booked and the other class got there first Plausible
  16. 16 There's a building on the campus map I have never found Please take the day
  17. 17 The lecture moved buildings and the email went to a folder I don't check Plausible
  18. 18 Somebody has been answering for me at roll call and I don't know who Please take the day

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