Band 5 of 5
Please Take the Day
The ceiling. Something enormous and unaccounted for, given as a reason to miss a stand-up. Nobody argues with these. They just tell you to go back to bed.
214 verses across 25 chapters
A reading
- 1 Somebody waved at me from a window in an empty house
- 2 Somebody said my name in a corridor and I've been thinking about it since
- 3 My reflection blinked after I did
- 4 There's a chair in my kitchen that I didn't put there
- 5 There's a smell of something cooking and nothing is cooking
- 6 The mileage is higher than it was when I parked
- 7 I've been told the roof does something in this weather and I have to check
- 8 I've caught myself doing a thing I used to do and stopped doing
- 9 The train has stopped and the lights have gone off but it's still moving
- 10 My robot vacuum has been in one room since yesterday
- 11 I've had a delivery with a note addressed to the previous tenant and to me
- 12 We've always run the water for a minute first and I don't know why
- 13 I woke up standing
- 14 I've started something and it has started reading back
- 15 My mirror was folded in overnight and I don't fold it in
- 16 There's a chair nobody sits in and I've never asked
- 17 I've said the same sentence twice this morning to two different people
- 18 The doorbell camera has a recording of nothing at three
Where the rest of them are
- The Uncanny43
- The Ceiling37
- The Mid-Century Register37
- The Unwell25
- Coursework10
- Sounds You Cannot Locate9
- The Office7
- Lapses of Mind6
- The Dwelling5
- The Street5
- Machines and Their Schedules4
- Cars, and How They Decline4
- Hours That Go Missing3
- Animals Have Plans2
- The Body Malfunctioning2
- The Journey In2
- The Yard2
- Devices2
- Escaping a Room2
- Relatives2
- The Treachery of Objects1
- Officialdom1
- Small Financial Emergencies1
- Communication Sideways1
- Things Meant to Be Relaxing1
Every excuse here is stamped. ExcuseBot uses the same five bands, and its Weirder button walks you up them one step at a time until you find the edge of what you can say out loud.