Band 4 of 5
Not Reassuring
Past the point of a normal morning. Offered flatly, for something trivial, and never explained — the moment the speaker admits it is strange, it stops working.
296 verses across 39 chapters
A reading
- 1 I've been scheduled for a final on a day the semester has already ended
- 2 I've been asked to explain the delay and the explaining is now the delay
- 3 My ID card has stopped opening the building it's supposed to open
- 4 I have to go while I still want to have come
- 5 The export produces something slightly different every time
- 6 We've been told to peer-review each other and I've been given my own paper
- 7 I have to be somewhere and the somewhere keeps moving
- 8 Somebody has told them I'm coming and it wasn't me
- 9 My name has been put on a card I haven't seen
- 10 My unread count went somewhere I couldn't follow
- 11 The shared document has been edited by somebody who isn't in the group
- 12 I opened it this morning and it looked unfamiliar
- 13 I archived the thread and the thread archived me
- 14 Somebody has changed it and there's no record of who
- 15 I finished it and then it wasn't finished
- 16 I've been drafting a reply and the draft has grown
- 17 There's a seating plan and I've been placed centrally
- 18 I've reached the stage where I'm agreeing with everybody
Where the rest of them are
- The Mid-Century Register33
- The Unwell19
- Lapses of Mind18
- Vaudeville Literalism17
- The Treachery of Objects15
- Animals Have Plans13
- Coursework12
- Other People11
- The Dwelling10
- Things Meant to Be Relaxing10
- Fragments10
- Officialdom9
- Devices9
- Machines and Their Schedules8
- Going Dark8
- Work That Will Not Arrive7
- Communication Sideways7
- Escaping a Room7
- The Job Itself6
- The Office6
- The Yard6
- Sounds You Cannot Locate6
- The Journey In5
- The Kitchen5
- The Street5
- The Body Malfunctioning4
- Arrangements4
- Relatives4
- Hours That Go Missing3
- Small Financial Emergencies3
- Errands3
- After Work3
- Out Among People3
- Elsewhere2
- The Ceiling1
- Cars, and How They Decline1
- Weather and Calendar1
- How a Morning Fails1
- The Uncanny1
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