Band 3 of 5
Concerning
The listener pauses here. Nothing is impossible yet, but something has gone wrong in a way that invites a second question — which is why every verse comes with the answer to it.
543 verses across 40 chapters
A reading
- 1 I've been holding a nerve in my back very carefully since seven
- 2 There's a card going round and it's stopped with me
- 3 There's a conversation I've been putting off and it's happening this morning
- 4 My cat has hidden somewhere in this house and I've checked everywhere
- 5 My voice has gone and what's left is worse
- 6 I've been asked to sign something about the apartment and I don't understand it
- 7 I'm decluttering and I've reached the part where everything is on the floor
- 8 The dog has found something in the yard and won't give it up
- 9 The house has been very quiet since somebody said something on Sunday
- 10 I've been left a note and the note is longer than a note should be
- 11 I've been given a list and the list has a deadline of Saturday
- 12 The heating has been set to something somebody else likes
- 13 Somebody in the family has news and it's being delivered in person
- 14 My jaw has locked slightly and I'd rather not speak much today
- 15 I've got an appeal deadline and the appeal has to be handwritten
- 16 I've filled in the wrong form and the right form needs the wrong one attached
- 17 I've got a secret gift exchange and I've drawn somebody I don't know
- 18 There's a parade and my street is inside it
Where the rest of them are
- Fragments51
- Animals Have Plans39
- Other People35
- Work That Will Not Arrive32
- The Body Malfunctioning27
- The Treachery of Objects25
- The Dwelling25
- Escaping a Room24
- Things Meant to Be Relaxing23
- Coursework22
- The Job Itself20
- The Mid-Century Register19
- Officialdom16
- After Work15
- The Kitchen13
- Lapses of Mind12
- Devices12
- Weather and Calendar11
- Going Dark10
- Errands9
- Arrangements9
- Out Among People9
- How a Morning Fails9
- The Office8
- The Journey In8
- The Street6
- Relatives6
- People Who Cannot Drive Themselves6
- Machines and Their Schedules5
- Hours That Go Missing5
- The Yard5
- Vaudeville Literalism5
- Small Financial Emergencies4
- Appearing as a Finished Person4
- Communication Sideways4
- Waiting Rooms3
- Elsewhere3
- Sounds You Cannot Locate2
- Reasons to Be at Home1
- Cars, and How They Decline1
Every excuse here is stamped. ExcuseBot uses the same five bands, and its Weirder button walks you up them one step at a time until you find the edge of what you can say out loud.